☆☆☆½
No matter what life throws at you, it's always nice to know you can escape into the dark. Especially when they're great, even when they're bad ... they're the movies, after all.
Friday, January 23, 2026
"Song Sung Blue"
Wednesday, January 21, 2026
"Disneyland Handcrafted"
☆☆☆☆
"Megadoc"
☆☆☆
Tuesday, January 20, 2026
"Is This Thing On?"
At the beginning of Is This Thing On?, Alex Novak (Will Arnett) really needs a drink, because that's the only way he can think of to cope with the fracture in his marriage that is leading to divorce. The cover charge is $15. He doesn't have cash. So, he signs up for open mic night and tries his hand at comedy.
It turns out he's really bad at comedy, doesn't have a clue about its nature, its rhythms, its meaning, but he gets up there anyway, and because this movie has determined it's going to be about a man who stumbles into a career as a stand-up comic, he keeps at it. He doesn't know why. Neither does the movie.
What's most surprising about Is This Thing On? is that it was directed by Bradley Cooper, who also directed the vastly superior Maestro and A Star Is Born, and watching this movie reveals something about those films in retrospect. They are each strangely paced, following a trajectory that favors a discouraged glumness. In that regard, Is This Thing On? is recognizably a work of Cooper's, because once again it favors depressed seriousness over actual revelation.
It's also co-written by Arnett, along with Mark Chappell, and between the three of them it's almost alarming that they can't come up with a single joke. Alex's stand-up routines are nothing more than the rantings of an angry white man, and if anything the film is at least honest by not having the audience react with uproarious laughter.
There's not much funny at all in Is This Thing On?, which leaves the film to be a revealing and painful look at marriage and self-discovery, but it's neither of those things, either. Alex's soon-to-be-ex-wife Tess (Laura Dern) has more of a handle on what she wants and why. She's a former professional volleyball player who is encouraged, during the film, to set her sights on coaching the U.S. Olympic team in 2028. A pipe dream? Perhaps, but she pursues it with intent and clear-eyed dedication, which is far more than can be said for Alex.
He's not much of a character at all, just a man who regrets whatever choices he's made, though what those are, we can't be sure. The movie doesn't even give him an identity, other than a father and a man whose marriage fell apart. We see his sitcom-style parents and some of his sitcom-style friends, but they offer no insight, either. A few times, Alex is dressed in a suit and tie, but what he does for a living is unclear, though it's enough to help him pay for an apartment in Manhattan, to buy a new electric mini-van for the kids and, I guess we can assume, keep it parked somewhere. In New York City, that's not nothing. So, who is he?
No clue. He just stumbles into comedy, and we're supposed to relate to his plight, I guess. The movie at least surrounds Alex with that group of friends, like loopy actor Balls (yes, Balls, for reasons never made clear, and perhaps that's for the best), who's played by Cooper. Balls has a wife named Christine, played by Andra Day, who almost, but not quite, comes to life as a character with her tough talk. There are also a couple of anonymous, asexual gay friends who join everyone at a big house on the shore for long weekends.
Those are mostly setups for Alex and Tess to have long discussions that inevitably lead to fights or to make-up sex or both, but despite Dern's valiant attempts to find a beating heart at the center of the film, none of it adds up to much. As a comedy about marriage, it's empty, but not nearly as empty as being a drama about comedy. Alex sort of plods along, as does the film, which is never less than amiable, sometimes (though not as frequently as it should be) fairly engaging, and unfortunately overlong.
Maybe it's true: Comedy is not pretty. At best, in Is This Thing On?, it's fitfully amusing.
Viewed January 18, 2026 — Alamo Drafthouse Los Angeles
1600
Wednesday, January 14, 2026
"The Secret Agent"
☆☆☆½
A man named Marcelo walks into the lobby of a popular movie theater in Recife, Brazil, in early 1977. As he does, three women emerge from the auditorium, one of them in hysterics. Marcelo reports to the projectionist that one of the women appears to be possessed. "It's this movie," he says, and the camera shows us the inside of the theater, which is showing The Omen. The audience screams in delight.
Movies are at the heart of The Secret Agent, which isn't actually about movies, except that, in a way, it is. Movies are the escape for many Brazilians during the 21-year military dictatorship that ruled the country with authoritarian brutality. In The Secret Agent, one of the characters, Marcelo's little boy, desperately wants to see the movie Jaws. He's obsessed with it. Problem is, the poster alone gives him nightmares. Still, he's determined.
Movies are also the heartbeat of this film, which was written and directed by Kleber Mendonça Filho (Bacarau, Aquarius), and which contains sequences that revel in pure filmmaking. In one, a disembodied leg is reanimated and appears in a park where gay men have sex at night. The leg beats them up.
What are we supposed to make of this? Is it a metaphor? If so, for what? Politics? Sexual repression? Or is it all just a zany only-in-the-movies moment that also shows how, in 1977, long before cell phones and computers, everyone could be brought together by the most weird, wild, and probably untrue tall tales?
The "Hairy Leg" is just one strange moment in a film filled with strange and wonderful moments. The Secret Agent does tell a cohesive story, though in a relaxed and roundabout way. Once in a while, it punctuates the story with shocking violence, and occasionally there is a framing story about two students who are listening to audio tapes that chronicle the story of Marcelo and the way the oppressive, trigger-happy government targeted him for ... what, exactly?
It takes some patience to track the core of the story. It's easy for that patience to flag. It's easy to imagine Filho and producer-star Wagner Moura getting irritated by the demands of modern filmmaking, which at least suggest if not require a coherent, cohesive story. The Secret Agent gets there grudgingly.
It has set its mind, instead, on dropping us into Brazil in 1977, which the film calls, with droll understatement, a "time of great mischief." Do the filmmakers really believe that almost 50 years later they can look back at that time and not be filled with the bitterness and anger that fueled last year's I'm Still Here, a movie with which this film shares some surface-level similarity?
Interestingly, both The Secret Agent and I'm Still Here give us a glimpse of the damage the time, the country and its political violence wrought on generations by jumping, at the last minute, into the present. They share little else. I'm Still Here wanted to be a stark and affecting political thriller. The Secret Agent is going for something different, I think:
It's a movie about a time and a place. Like CuarĂ³n's Roma, it wants to luxuriate in recreating the time, in letting us be there, and in that sense it succeeds with something close to perfection. I have no idea what Brazil in 1977 really felt like, but I'm convinced it must have felt something like this. It's that sense memory that most interests Filho. And in exploring memories, Filho does something special in The Secret Agent: He recreates the past much in the same way that humans recreate the past — disjointedly, honestly, filled with the sights and sounds and moods of the moment.
Watching The Secret Agent is like someone who lived through a time of great consequence try to tell you about it — they can't keep the narrative clean. They start by telling you one story, but in order to understand it, you really need to know what else was happening at the time, and to understand that you need to know about what the city was like, and to understand that you need to understand what it was like to go to the movies then, and to understand that you need to know what it was like living in a police state, and to understand that ...
And on and on. It might get dull and frustrating, except that the teller of the story has a special way of keeping you mesmerized. So it is with The Secret Agent. I'm still not sure of some of the plot points, but I'm absolutely sure that audience loved watching The Omen, and that the kid loved drawing the poster of Jaws, and I'm not going to forget that hairy leg anytime soon. So it doesn't matter if I didn't grasp the finer points of the story. I got what it really wanted to say. I think. And if not, I had a terrific time anyway.
Viewed January 14, 2026 — AMC Universal 16
1735
Tuesday, January 6, 2026
"Marty Supreme"
☆☆☆½
Saturday, January 3, 2026
"No Other Choice"
☆☆☆½






